cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.

A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.

by Rumple McFiddlesticks May 3, 2014

Spicy Meat Pipe

The act of smothering your dick with sriracha sauce and getting it sucked.

My girlfriend gave me a spicy meat pipe last night and it felt wonderful.

by Boner Farts December 8, 2014

Florida Meat Clown

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015

Hungarian meat basket

When you are jackhammering a chick and you stuff your balls in here pussy at the same time.

She was nice and full after I gave her a Hungarian meat basket.

by Ceeyar August 28, 2015

clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016

Tiny meat gang

Tiny meat gang is one of the most elite group of people that can do anything from music to making a podcast so pretty much everything they are all funny and probably could get it

Person 1: “I was just watching Noel Miller and Cody Ko they are so funny”

Person 2: “ yeah tiny meat gang they could get it”

by Yaboyuhhhskinnypenis October 13, 2019

Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.

GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!

by On the gang August 24, 2019