Suck a Fart

Term used briefly in Irish youth culture (between November 2005-March 2006) Used to express similar sentiment to common phrase "Kiss my Ass" while avoiding the cliche of what was a tired expression.
Rarely expressed now in any civilized culture.

Why don't you ever Suck a Fart?
To suck a fart is to live.
Lady Rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.

by Jodie G. Eastwood June 12, 2012

burp fart

A fart that sounds like a burp.

Damn, Joe farted and it sounded like a burp. Let's call him the burp fat king!

by Steve January 21, 2005

Atomic Fart

The atomic fart is incredibly loud and smells awful too. It also results in a big explosion causing everyone to fall to the ground, suffering the effects of methane poisoning.

Mischevous S just wipeout out that whole city with that atomic fart.

by Coopie June 27, 2005

donde farts

the farts that are spooned out of a gay man's loose butthole

Colby is tired from being up all night eating Donde farts.

by Briandeez September 2, 2009

Fart Amnesia

When someone farts in your face and the stench is so terrible that you get amnesia.

Laurens fart smelled so bad when she farted in Kristens face, that kristen got fart amnesia

by rutgers69123 February 22, 2011

Trumpet a Fart

The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.

"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"

by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

fart a crowbar

An expression used to display emotions of suprise or anger in the face of an unexpected event.

Often occuring together with Shit a brick

"Shit a brick, fart a crowbar! i musta seen that car a thousand times!"

by Kiplodogda June 3, 2006