Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

Crush Crack

The crackhead behavior that comes to a person once they have developed a crush

Ex: Bro he’s so dusty, abby benitez is fr on crush crack

by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019

Crack Rock

A rock used for medical reasons
-Smoking
-Eating
-Snorting( thats my favorite)
-Hiding from cops
-etc.

Hey mom they added crack rocks in fortnite

by Cherbert2435 January 2, 2020

Crack snack

The act of licking or sucking or making out with the rim of your partner's anus to provide sexual pleasure and release.

Hey girl, you hungry for some crack snack after the Mumford concert?

by fantasticmsfox January 1, 2018

digi crack

Any of a number of modern media that people are addicted to. E.G. Video games, cell phones, Ipods

Stop using that Blackberry, its digi crack

by Johnny03 February 23, 2008

Jack in the crack

Sum hyna on tiktok saying "Jack in the crack"

jack in the crack jack in the box

by Kash2400BlockHugger December 23, 2023

crack whore

a whore who does crack or a whore who gets cracked

that bitch becky is a crack whore.. she does a lot of crack..

the bitch sidney is a crack whore.. she’s a whore and she gets cracked..

by 𝔇𝔫𝔫𝔩𝔣𝔯𝔩 July 13, 2025