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TOP SCANKER

by top scanker January 18, 2021
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Top host

When soliciting sex online the phrase top host explains your going to be on top and the sex will happen in your home
Yo marv, I had some Bomb ass anal the other day she was a top host
by Pwatson September 3, 2016
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Nashville Flat Top

You come back from brunch after a night out in Nashville, and your first coffee-fueled, post-alcohol dump of the day is knocking at the door. You get to your room to find the maid cleaning the toilet and you have no choice but to go in the sink.
I got back to my hotel room, but the maid was in there, and I couldn’t hold it, so I had no choice but to make it a Nashville Flat Top.
by Geckster August 14, 2021
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top g spot

The top g spot is the highest rank of being a G, there is the lowest bottom G what is the lowest and least respected, then there is the Top G what is ranked highly in the world, after that there is the top G spot what is the highest ranked G u can be if u are named for being a top g spot u assert all dominance and u can do what ever the fuck u want when u want how u want because u are the TOP G SPOT!
(Brokie boy) “how is that guy driving that Bugatti, fucking my girl smoking a cigar and flexing on the me all at the same time?”
(Bottom G) “brokie boy he’s the top g spot he can do what the fuck he wants Like a top g spot.”
by Thetopgspot January 25, 2025
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Top

"is harry top?"
"nope louis is, definitely"
by LEEEEBEEEE March 21, 2023
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Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester
Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored
by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021
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Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
by Warcat March 16, 2020
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