Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.

Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay

by Slimecraw January 12, 2021

Anal star fish

The anal starfish is when you're able to find a woman who is loose enough you can slide your hand in her butthole and high-five the last guy that was in there.

Dennis. " Yo bro...We had the best vacation in Maine.. me and my son we're in the beach and found a whole cash of star fish!"
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "

by Captain A ron December 25, 2020

anals

Written abbrevation for analytics. Used mainly by catalogers.

did you look at the google anals for yesterday?

by googleverbmaker2 March 27, 2015

Analness

The action of being anal.

Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.

by Mpix July 1, 2020

Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up

Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat

by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021

Anal anihalation

When someone's ass gets destroyed during Anal.

Person 1:Where's your mom?
Person 2: Recovering from anal anihalation.

by anonymous May 18, 2022

anal

the act of being f'ed in the ass

me:lets do anal
bf:but ur ass is small
me:i dont give two fucks

by iiLordDennis June 5, 2018