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screaming in public restrooms part two

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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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Two

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by Abcvd January 6, 2024
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Two man

Its Domm Makaaylieee Jacoobbb and Mackaylaaaa
by urmanisminebitch January 8, 2024
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two man

when a dude and a girl link up and he brings one of his mates and she brings one of her mates for him.
"yoo so yk how we r gonna meet on friday? imma bring one of my homegirls along do u got any cute mates for her so we could do a two man?"
"yeah ok bet i know a guy ill let him know now"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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two dotting

When someone is sharing their screen on discord with bad internet or another problem so the watcher says the only thing they can see are two dots.
STUPID ASS I CANT SEE YOUR STREAM YOU TWO DOTTING ME

WHY ARE YOU TWO DOTTING

STOP TWO DOTTING ME
by gustavcannon January 14, 2024
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two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.
"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”
by TwoSkip January 20, 2024
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