The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle
Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?
Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022
Get the Wet cometmug. When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.
My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.
by Capt. Sicarius October 6, 2018
Get the Wet Muschampmug. a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
Get the wet dog shakemug. When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.
Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018
Get the Wet Salmonmug. by Keli S. July 6, 2008
Get the wet testermug. 
