wet foot

i have wet foot when i step in water

wet footy

by vfdcv August 7, 2023

Wet comet

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle

Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?

Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!

by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022

Wet Blanket

Jayden Ward

What an absolute bummer, wet blanket of a dude.

by Haedder July 25, 2019

Wet Muschamp

When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.

My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.

by Capt. Sicarius October 6, 2018

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.

Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon

by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018

wet tester

Another name for a penis/peter.

Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."

by Keli S. July 6, 2008