real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.

If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.

by QuacksO February 29, 2020

Flag

Get the real poomug.

Poo Coup

When after eating a meal, you immediately have to poop.

Your meal is forcing your poop out.

That was a great meal, and now I'm having a major poo coup.

by TorChula October 17, 2022

Flag

Get the Poo Coupmug.

Poo Muncher

A term used for casually half-insulting your friends if they're being assholes.

"Man, Micah is such a poo muncher."
"Knock it off, Trevor, you're being a poo muncher."

by momo_is_real_58484909 September 20, 2019

Flag

Get the Poo Munchermug.

Poo

Means ollie

Ollie is a poo

by Poopooophead May 2, 2020

Flag

Get the Poomug.

A Johny Poo-Poo Incident

This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.

My brother had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in English class yesterday.

by Pity_Woman May 18, 2024

Flag