skate park reject

Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.

"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024

Cancer park Lore

The fuckery that goes on at a certain theme park in the parking lot department. Piss poor people of all SIZES and races work here. Afreen and beast headline the crazy shit that goes on in this joint. For example:

Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.

Person 1: Have you heard about the fuckery that goes down at that one amusement park in LA?

Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.

by All tree January 27, 2024

Parked

Getting beat up

“Your getting parked b!tch”

by Getparkedcrew January 29, 2024

park you

to beat the shit outta somebody

Imma straight park you when I see you .

by anonymous February 5, 2024

Indian Park Interrogation

When you're at Indian Park in Montoursville, PA with a girl, getting handsy and the cops pull up. They begin asking questions, as they realize they know both parties involved. Turns out the girl is underage and the cop notifies her parents. You never see her again.

Man, I got an Indian Park Interrogation after I met a chick on tinder the other week.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Park Vista

a highschool full of gay furry band kids and the music hall smells like a methane leak all the time. don’t visit, don’t attend, park vista will leave you on your ass doing drugs in an alley, don’t even think abt college.

jeez i wonder if all my efforts for school will allow me to go to college and help me succeed, oh that’s right i attend fucking park vista.

by park vista attender November 22, 2023

Park Jihyo

The best vocalist in K-pop, possibly. She’s a heartwarming and kind leader, honestly no other leader can be as kind and respectful as her, possibly. In my eyes. Jihyo is a ball of sunshine though she may cry a lot or go wild on stage she’ll forever be the toddler that joined JYP entertainment 10 years ago. Love you Jihyo.

Person 1: “Is that an Angel sent from heaven?”

Person 2: “She probably is, of course. It’s park jihyo!”

by youfoundvi November 27, 2023