Dog birding

When their dating app Yeah photos may be new or old but they’re exactly what you get

“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding”

“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”

“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )

by Asdefinedbycardib April 28, 2021

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Send thing let bird sing

To send sumthin for u dawgs then with out d small talk

Tom :Oo dawg u owah sum or

You: yhh send thing let bird sing nha

by Wassysassy May 2, 2021

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Bird’s Nest

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s hair while she’s sleeping. When she wakes up, her hair resembles a bird’s nest.

She passed out and Ben jerked off in her hair and gave her a bird’s nest !

by Big Ole Deborah May 7, 2021

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Dese Bird

Desert Eagle .50. One of the most powerful hand guns in the world. If you were to shoot someone at close range, you could literally blow their back out. You can hear this saying alot in the Hip-Hop community.

Yo J, grab me da Dese Bird. Ima bout to blast this fool.

by jK47 May 13, 2005

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bird

the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.

okay let's start over.

can we?

i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.

mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.

by chris doan January 9, 2005

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