ben prior

a man of certain expertices normally expirenced with computers and dad jokes

he also hasnt watched the croods

that guy is such a ben prior

by longbang May 14, 2025

BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

Ben

A big bald bastard

Hey that guy is a big bald bastard Ben, must be quaddy B

by Comet_Fire May 26, 2025

ben

stupid stupid boy
i cut his backpack
annoying voice
terrible hair
likes the color red a little too much (ugly)
obnoxiously tall (my neck hurts
slender
weighs 2 pounds at 6'5

i fucking hate ben
why?
he is ben

by sehrgdbiuvkaNGV May 30, 2025

BEN

A massive condom destroyer who gets pounded by little kids

Ben is chasing kids

by The kid pounder April 3, 2024

Ben

Bens are the spawns of satan.

Where is ben going? Hell

by guess who it izzz April 3, 2024

shut up ben

a guy in your top set math class who's fairly short and very annoying

Ben: I didn't do it sir
Guy: hahahaha shut up ben

by HeHatesBen.C April 7, 2024