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Mais

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by depressed architect June 14, 2021
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fifth of may

A Dutch celebration day about ww2 finnally being over in the Netherlands. In Dutch often reffered to as bevrijdingsdag. the day before they commemorate the people that died, and hang their flag 'halfstok' (halfway), but the day after it hangs all the way to the top.

it is also the day after the fourth of may and the dat before the sixth of may
fijne bevrijdingsdag!
thx man, you too!

(this section has to include fifth of may so here you go)
by 1 word and thats it June 17, 2021
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May 9th

May 9th is the official day of the aristocracy of Sealand.On this day you must listen to whatever does a Duke , Court , Knight , Baron or Lord say.

Also its the birthday of Baron of Sealand František Jan Hrubý
Its May 9th , you gotta do stuff for me
by anonymous June 18, 2021
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mai

This is an acronym for: misogyny affected individual. People who may not identify as women, but still experience misogyny. (For example a non-binary person who may present more societally feminine)
Person A: The porn industry is really damaging to women/mai.
Person B: I know. It’s insane.
by enbynutz June 18, 2021
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Phil May

He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.

You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.

Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.

Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
by titty69muncher August 17, 2024
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May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.
When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!
by not a normal man September 18, 2024
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May 20

It's the day when the absolute sweetheart of a person was born. This person is charming, lovely and kind. They're strong and gives a bundle of joy to everyone around them. May they be happy and successful always✨️
Hey do you know what day it is ?
Everyone knows it's may 20 and it's our sweetheart's day.
Yeah it is!
by Chonno November 20, 2024
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