Mai

mai is obsessed w reading and she has pretty eyelashes. she just touched cecilie (not inappropriate ofc)

we love mai

by maifan November 23, 2021

11th May

The day when a Doraemon was born a cute and short Doraemon.

Oh, u were born on 11th May? now I get why u look like a Doraemon

by Doraemon's lover :) November 23, 2021

Andy May

An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.

The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.

Wow, watch out for that Andy May, it doesn't appear to have eaten in awhile.

by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021

MAY 2

SKIBIDI DAYYYYY

U GET TO DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TODAY :)

MOM: GO TO SCHOOL
ME: BUT ITS MAY 2
MOM: OHH YEAAA FORGOTTT

by @FAKE2RARE January 22, 2025

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 3, 2025

May 16th

The day I was born.

Also slandered/glazed on this website, like literally every other day of the year ever.

I was born on May 16th. It is nice.

by Maw62 February 9, 2025

Moore-Bridge Creek, F5, 3rd of May, 1999

The tornado on Moore and Bridge Creek that caused damage it's an F5

Guy 1: The Moore-Bridge Creek, F5, 3rd of May, 1999 was catastrophic!

Guy 2: ok lil bro siigma Ohio gyatt rizzler Drake Ohio sigma roblox sigma boy sprunki phase 100

by Helllloooworrrllrlldldll February 15, 2025