Purple Hand Gang

From the horrid Henry TV show the best kids tv show in britan rude Ralph horrid henry sour Susan and more of the charecter are in this suspected gang

In the tv show one of the lines is

“Oi henry perfect peter is trying to cancel the purple hand gang!!”

by Ibrahim minaj December 10, 2022

get bigger hands

when someone has an issue you can't be bothered to hear. and so you need to shut them up

person 1: my dog died today
person 2: get bigger hands

by the og unga bunga December 10, 2022

Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

Dirty-Handed Judy

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's

"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"

by Caseyd September 29, 2023

Hand Prop Job

The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.

You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

Edward Sparkle-Hands

The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.

Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!

by SlowPotato November 19, 2020

soapy shit hands

Soapy shit hands, when you have some sort of poop on your hands and when you wash them with soap and water, it makes brown bubbles, and when you’re completely done rinsing and drying it smells like soap and shit mixed together.

Dude I was wiped my ass and I went too wash my hands now I have soapy shit hands

by loltoastlol November 25, 2020