gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 11, 2022

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god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him

me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

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OP PRO GOD

Op pro god -
If anyone calls themselves an op pro god, just know that they're op pro god. (which means they are awesome)

"I bulli u"
"AM OP PRO GOD"

by BHONDUDADA666 December 12, 2021

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shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

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god fucking christ

An exclamation to use when extremely frustrated.

Matt was looking forward to his steak he had on the grill. He burned the steak by accident. "God fucking Christ" yelled Matt.

by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022

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ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him

Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God

by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021

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