A Cream Trencher is a black man in a fashionable trench coat who is in charge of drenching Toaster Dippers with cream.
Toaster Dipper: God, I wish I had twelve Cream Trenchers here to drench me in cream.
12 Cream Trenchers: Hello.
12 Cream Trenchers: Hello.
by Awesome Ari October 23, 2023
by deadpope July 27, 2020
During male Pubescence, the occasional dream-'n-cream is expected.
by TweakGod October 15, 2019
The best of the best.
"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"
See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks
"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"
See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks
by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016
(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
by Orange Kookaburra September 03, 2022
I went for brunch with my family and we all built a cream tower before the server confiscated our cream
by electric grammarian March 30, 2025