Michael Santiago

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy

Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight

by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022

Michael

probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn

Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Michael M

Definitely one of the cutest boys ever period. So sweet and caring. Most of all knows how to treat a girl, and is faithful. Has one of the cutest smiles ever and is literally the greatest person to be around with. One of the best person to ever vibe with. 🥺

Damn, is that Michael Moua?! 🥵

by badbaby😩 November 7, 2019

brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head

I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall

by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017

Michael

Every michael is hot and has a cruch on a girl name miley 🤍🤍 he is just the luve of your life

A michael is hot

by Daddy1213888 November 8, 2020

Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out

Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022

Michael Nicht

Best actor in the whole universe

Michael Nicht: Batsen nou.

Michael Nicht: Kappe kutt

by Michael nicht March 5, 2017