taking a lonely

Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"
A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."
by xiacobolt September 08, 2022
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thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
by unicornjiz August 22, 2015
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Alternate Take Freak

A person who must own a copy of every alternate take, live version and demo of a song.
"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo
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take cope with

A colloquial way of saying that one disagrees with a certain subject. More commonly known as taking issue with a topic of discourse.
Random dude 1: I think your are one ugly son of a gun!

Random dude 2: Hey man I take cope with that! I actually think I look quite dashing!

Skinny chick 1: Skinny Chick 2 I think you've put on a couple of pounds..

Skinny chick 2: I take cope with the fact that I can't be larger than a size 0 Skinny Chick 1.. *rolls eyes* *flicks hair*
by drizzlet January 02, 2012
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take a spit

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on
1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*
by YourHolySpirit March 06, 2022
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Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm
Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken
by Evanafex May 21, 2021
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Taking the DM Bait

When someone "accidentally" texts someone or messages them on social media, but has a plan to work on them to get in their pants.
I butt dialed her to see if she would end up taking the DM bait. She responded and we started talking about what she wants in a man and then I played the game and she gave it up to me and took the bait.
by calic0jack July 18, 2018
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