Flarp Monkey

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.

dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey

by bigpenisjew May 12, 2011

ninja monkey

a monkey ninja

did you see that ninja monkey "bam"

by Ninja monkey man May 10, 2010

Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

monkey curse

When a player knowingly or unknowingly refuses to accept the Pot of Power after winning. Once the player has started another game, the Monkey Curse is thereby locked in and cannot be avoided. The player will then lose is a usually painful manner, which often will cause said player to enter a death spiral of depression.

The Monkey Curse really has a hold of Rob.

by RCole February 21, 2008

monkey spackle

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle

Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed.

by lymric March 20, 2008

Monkey Spackle

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle.

"Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed."

by lymric March 21, 2008

Monkey Hustled

Depreciate the value of an item in order to make a quick buck

I monkey hustled my X Box 360 for fitty bones!

by CaseandGdog December 24, 2008