Michael eaton 

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”

I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy

Michael eaton by Wacky bozo January 28, 2022

Michael Jordan Mentality 

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have

“Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”

Michael Jordan Mentality by BIGGERBEEF January 29, 2022

michael 

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes

person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool

michael by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022

michael 

michael is a bitchless guy who will never see nor touch a female in his life time.

person 1: yoo is that michael LOL!!! heard he bitchless
person 2: oh nah u right he def is

michael by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022

Michael 

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.

Look Michael is weird and gay

Michael by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022

Michael 

Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.

Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."

Michael by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022

Michael Jordan 

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022