Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.
Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."
by Hym Iam July 06, 2025
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death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.
I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.
by ultralamefest November 07, 2017
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Bristolian Death

A student suicide, particularly if the student was denied support by the uni

Hey, at least we lead the university league tables for something!
How did Janice die?

It was a Bristolian Death
Aw that sucks, that's the third this week
by Ninththisyear September 10, 2019
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death tone

A distinct and unbearable jingle one's cell phone makes while on the verge of dying.
bill- "look at your phone i think you just got a text message"

joe- "no it was just my death tone"
by phillyjim January 31, 2009
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Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.
Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.
by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024
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America's Time of Death

In the ultimate form of corrupt nepotism, the unelected son of a former president was handed the presidency by the Supreme Court, which the incumbent's father helped form. Of course a lot of stupid shit happened after America's Time of Death. America has fallen.
by Publius0987 August 06, 2025
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Death Valley

A place where you want to die in the summer but a pretty cool place in the winter
Death Valley is a pretty cool place besides in the summer
by memecatdiscord August 10, 2021
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