"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."
by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022
Get the Salty's Law of Oppositesmug. 
Get the half-co-niece-in-lawmug. 
Get the step-great-grandmother-in-lawmug. 
Get the co-grandnephew-in-lawmug. Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020
Get the Jonagold lawmug. “Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”
“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”
Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C
Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)
cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”
Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C
Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)
cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
by kumicakes September 23, 2025
Get the Law of Cosinesmug. Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.
I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.
by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023
Get the Gateway Lawmug.