Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach

Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.

by DHUijfgdasygg August 8, 2020

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Anal?

A question you ask your friends for them to be in shock.

Friend 1: anal?
Friend 2: what the fuck

by Perinala May 31, 2020

Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit

Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.

by webbster's robot June 2, 2020

Anal Tailing

A Dragonland pastime where one dragon inserts its tail into another dragon's anus regardless of age, gender, or size.

Shortly after Max, Emmy, and Enrique arrives at Dragonland, Ord is seen anal tailing Cassie while taking drugs.

by Greghef June 20, 2020

Straight Anal

Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.

Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'

by duhagfowgf8whfWG June 24, 2020

Analness

The action of being anal.

Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.

by Mpix July 1, 2020