This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.
by PigRugger August 9, 2022
Get the Top Minusmug. by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the out his topmug. When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug. The ideal way of identifying if a man is worth talking to or not. If he uses Top G to describe himself or Andrew Tate, he is a weak willed and easily manipulated person who has to let another man do the thinking for him, and is not worth your time at all. Very often they will talk about "traditional values", masculinity and manhood, but if his "manhood" were half the size of his obnoxious ego, he wouldn't struggle to find women to have those "traditional values" with. Instead, they compensate on their lack of "manhood" by focusing on Bugatti's and being an asshole to women.
Woman: So how would you describe yourself?
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.
by kysA.T. August 7, 2023
Get the Top Gmug. Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?
A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
by Madam patterson April 26, 2024
Get the beer with the top downmug. by alwaysdrop April 3, 2023
Get the top 1 wwmug. The toppings that are left behind in the pizza box when you take out a slice.
Delicious!
Topping Droppings are a source of conflict when two or more persons claim that they came off of their slice.
Delicious!
Topping Droppings are a source of conflict when two or more persons claim that they came off of their slice.
Dude! Those mushroom are mine! They CLEARLY came off of my slice.
Dude! Those are topping droppings...fair game!
Dude! Those are topping droppings...fair game!
by C'czar and K La Di Da April 14, 2020
Get the Topping Droppingsmug.