Skip to main content

you two should kiss

What you say to a friend who has a girlfriend and they haven't kissed to make them feel awkward. Also to make fun of a friend who's interested in a girl and won't do anything.
Cody was meeting up with his girlfriend and his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Brian was invited to a party with a girl but he wouldn't do anything to her so his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Christian got depressed about his girlfriend leaving him and then tried to go after another but wouldn't do anything so is friends yelled you two should kiss.
by LEEDLE FUCKING LEE September 17, 2016
mugGet the you two should kiss mug.

hem and two

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(
by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020
mugGet the hem and two mug.

two piece

by fupplfrlol July 3, 2024
mugGet the two piece mug.

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
mugGet the Twos Day mug.

Two shits in the wind

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral
by anonymous February 25, 2023
mugGet the Two shits in the wind mug.

Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020
mugGet the Two dicks mug.

The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time
You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two
by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023
mugGet the The old one two mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email