A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
by Upamonaco August 23, 2024
The cool kids all milk pink.
by Lady Doodle December 07, 2018
by Montbéliard April 12, 2024
by Montbéliard April 12, 2024
The proper term when describing a women with abnormally large breasts giving milk to her child. This phenomenon happens only twice a year due to the population of Mommy Milkers decreasing in the world.
by TheGyattestRizzler69420NINE November 03, 2023
Someone who is silly, adorable like a little ball of milk, crazy, or someone being a weirdo. The meaning depends on the context used.
Person 1: “OMG! He’s so cute! My little baby milk ball!”
Person 2: “Awww! You two make a great couple”
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Person 1: “Ew!!! He just said something so gross and inappropriate. I’m actually scared…”
Person 2: “WTF! What a milk ball!”
Person 2: “Awww! You two make a great couple”
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Person 1: “Ew!!! He just said something so gross and inappropriate. I’m actually scared…”
Person 2: “WTF! What a milk ball!”
by Ril the critter January 25, 2025