Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.
by Antiguns McChestytraps April 15, 2019

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u
by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025

When viciously finger a women till she has an orgasm. You collect the liquid, and keep fingering her until her blood mixes with her orgasm. You then mix the liquid with alcohol, and keep drinking till you and the girl get black-out drunk.
by Maxdagoat2508 July 3, 2025

by Stinkpoo115 October 30, 2023

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"
"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
