There are two male homo sapiens in a relaxation machine called a hot tub, maintaining a distance of 5 feet from each other because they have no sexual/romantic desire with each other which is referred in a term of homosexuality or being gay.
by Xyndicate March 22, 2018
a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.
person: oh hi how are you
overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!
person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.
overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!
person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.
by fahey123 March 09, 2009
Person 1: That tall white guy isn't very social.
Person2: Yeah he suffers from Tall White Guy Syndrome.
Person2: Yeah he suffers from Tall White Guy Syndrome.
by jslimfast October 23, 2011
1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."
2. A big penis in a small condom
2. A big penis in a small condom
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
Phrase. The first words that usually exit my mouth whenever I discover Urban Dictionary editors chose not to publish my submission. Also applicable when directed to your crappy football team, kids who won't let you into their secret club, and your television when you're drunk and Erin Esurance won't make out with Keira Knightley.
Urban Dictionary editors chose NOT to publish your submission which you worked very hard on. Instead, they have killed all your friends and burned down a pet cemetary. Ha-ha.
"MAN, FUCK YOU GUYS!"
"MAN, FUCK YOU GUYS!"
by Rusty Was Here January 24, 2007
by The Goddamn King March 10, 2017
Before I get to the "definition", just hear this: never, ever, ever, EVER watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.
Anyway...
3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.
The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.
Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.
Anyway...
3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.
The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.
Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.
Example Person 1: Dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?
Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...
Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...
by Suk Munky March 03, 2010