Cheese Slicing

1. A culinary term for passing wind.

After that Christmas dinner, I had go out and do a spot of Cheese Slicing.

by Bagglarr December 23, 2009

Cheese-Tastic

When a guy is making a sandwich for his lady friend(which rarely happens) and he has no cheese for the sandwich. What he does at this point is ejaculate onto the bread, using his"jizz" as cheese.

Guy:"Honey this is a once in a life time opportunity, I'm making you a sandwich, what do you want on it?"

Girl:"I don't care babe but I want it to be CHEESE-TASTIC!"

by DBigshot November 25, 2010

mildewy cheese

the cheese you find in the back of your refigorator that u dont remember buying

Erica :MOM! is that mildewy cheese in the back of the refridgorator?
mom: i dont remember buying that, just leave it there it might be good

by ET buggie August 15, 2006

Beat the Cheese

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008

bug cheese

Another name for the guts of squashed or trampled bug that weirdly looks like cheese

mosquito: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
girl: eww! *stomps*
mosquito: *squish*
girl: omg bug cheese!

by Happy Cow January 8, 2014

cheese orgy

A group of people that take blocks of cheese (preferrably cheddar) and shove it up their vaginas while smoking weed

Jen: Last night was so much fun

Mia: yea that "Cheese Orgy " was dope as a chimps dick!

by Ivona Jizzinyou February 17, 2014

cheese gobbler

When people named kevin eat cheese out of rotted asshole and then brag about it to there co-workers

Kevin is a cheese gobbler

by FuckyourFace April 3, 2015