Bum Slips

What you get when you cross an African and English

1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?

(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)

by Meich May 9, 2011

BUM

My best friend just because

My best friend isa bum because i said so

by ENTROPY PRINCESS OF CHAHOS June 9, 2019

Poopy bum

When a person falls down the stairs, but doesn't die.

Jack had a poopy bum

by Idiot Muther lucker June 22, 2022

BUM

In sports or just life Bum stands for....

Big Uncoordinated Muthaphucka.

Taken from the movie "Undisputed" but been in use long before that!!!!!!

See that guy on the basketball court, the tall one? He's a bum, no game at all!!!!

by Zonaboy81 November 25, 2019

door holding bum

Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.

Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!

by ZER21 October 5, 2023

gig bum

A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?

"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."

by xxX-Philby-Xxx March 1, 2009

Bum

Ed

Ed is a bum.

by Guy with facts February 15, 2025