Gucci Boner

One of the best humorous video and meme accounts on Instagram, quite unique and original.

Have you seen the new Gucci boner video? I've never laughed so hard in my life

by Gucci Boner February 19, 2023

gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.

me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

boner alert🙀

uh oh boner alert🙀

person1: omg look it’s Olivia!
person2: she looks fine today!
Person3: boner alert🙀

by SecretGyal May 1, 2023

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018

peek-a-boner

The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.

*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.

by James Robert December 14, 2016

Bonerability

Being highly susceptible to getting a boner.

I was already kinda of horny when my wife asked me to watch her try on different dresses. I explained to her that this makes me subject to bonerability.

by Something-a-willow June 4, 2017