January 1, 12am

Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.

It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.

by Impostor (sus) November 17, 2022

2 girls 1 cup

Possibly the most disgusting, shocking video ever. It is a recording that consists of two lesbian girls. One of them shoots an alarming amount of shit into a cup, and they both lick it, eat it and kiss each other with the shit on their faces, lips, and inside their mouths. They vomit in each other's mouths and then kiss.

It is heavily suggested that you shouldn't watch it. It causes the excessive need to forcibly vomit, and it made me roll around on the floor screaming, crying, and attempting to bleach my eyes.

"Have you seen that wild ass 2 girls 1 cup video? It's so disgusting it made me puke in a paper bag."
"Yeah, that video scarred me for life."

by ilovedallywinston May 1, 2022

Rule #1

Do the goalie as dirty as possible

Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot

by NibbaNugget October 3, 2019

Person 1

Whenever people make examples, this is the first person to speak.

Person 1: Oh wait, that's me
Person 2: Duh.

by Whisperon February 20, 2023

Mizuki's #1 Fan

mizukiscuteclothes is Mizuki Akiyama’s number 1 biggest fan.

mizukiscuteclothes, otherwise known as "vivi" on TikTok, is a fairly popular TikTok account with 5,000 followers or something, I forgot and I am too lazy to check right now. Most people know them for posting funny videos about one of the characters, “Mizuki Akiyama” from the rhythm game developed by SEGA, Craft Egg, and colorful Palette called “Project SEKAI: COLORFUL STAGE! Featuring Hatsune Miku” or otherwise known globally as "HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE!".

(Unfortunately, the game's name was changed to "HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE" instead of "Project SEKAI: COLORFUL STAGE! Featuring Hatsune Miku" to avoid potential legal issues with a US company that localizes visual novels called "Sekai Project".)

"mizukiscuteclothes is straight-up mizuki's #1 fan, always posting about her and showing love!!! " "who is mizukiscuteclothes"

by mizisua March 30, 2025

Year 1+0

A phrase used by teachers to describe a bunch of immature year 10 students.

“Year 1+0 suits you best”

by the year 1+0 boss February 26, 2025

1 january

the day you should ask say yes to your crush and start going out with them

thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january

by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020