The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.
I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.
by QuacksO August 19, 2017
by Idfc.Whores October 17, 2023
When you cum on a girls face and sprinkle pubes all over after and smear the cum in her nose and put lettuce on her head and red lipstick on her lips
by Hunter Rasmussen March 01, 2023
One wife. Multiple husbands. Wife takes her sexual turn with each individual husband one at a time. (Wearing a cowgirl hat is preferred)
by Travel Hungry January 25, 2022
1. The act of reversing a bad situation into a (possibly) worse situation.
2. A move in billiards where the ball ricochets and goes in.
2. A move in billiards where the ball ricochets and goes in.
1. I was getting raped but I pulled a quick reverse Filipino and raped him instead.
2. My nigga wasn't aiming but ended up pulling a reverse Filipino
2. My nigga wasn't aiming but ended up pulling a reverse Filipino
by Gay Filipino November 06, 2017
like clicktease it is deceptive. unlike clicktease, it leads you to believe you are NOT going to see porn. usually, reverse clicktease leads to gay porn.
by 005david August 19, 2007
Reverse organisation or reverse organization plus reverse organic terraforming came from a poorly written in places but other wise good Futurama Fan Fiction called "Unbound From The Future" written by so called Rush which is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like a Human opposite meaning of Reverse fossilisation or Reverse organization from Futurama.
"Reverse Organisation"
Farnsworth: 'Anywoo before that happened, I've invented a way to turn Fry into a robot using a process I call "reverse organic terraforming".
Scruffy: 'How does it work?
Farnsworth: 'I'm not bothering to explain how it works, just bear with me.....
Leela: (shouting) 'Wait, is this gonna kill him?
Farnsworth laughs dementedly and with the palm of his hand he slaps his forehead.
Farnsworth: 'Why yes!
Leela: (screaming) 'What! Then stop it!
There is a blinding flash of light and an explosion of smoke which causes everyone to cough.
Farnsworth: 'Oh, you're killing me! You're killing me!
Leela: (screaming) 'Am I? Tell me!
Farnsworth: 'I just told you, you're killing me!
The smoke clears revealing Leela choking Farnsworth.
Leela: (screaming) 'Ahhhh! You killed him! And now I'm gonna you kill you!
Robotic Voice: 'Why?
Everyone gasps, Leela stops choking Farnsworth, and Bender's eyes zoom in so far they fall out of their sockets; as well as at least Bender sh**t four dozens of bricks. Robot Fry sits on the table looking blocky shaped exactly like Universe 31 in "The Farnsworth Parabox".
Farnsworth: 'See, I told you it would work!
Farnsworth: 'Anywoo before that happened, I've invented a way to turn Fry into a robot using a process I call "reverse organic terraforming".
Scruffy: 'How does it work?
Farnsworth: 'I'm not bothering to explain how it works, just bear with me.....
Leela: (shouting) 'Wait, is this gonna kill him?
Farnsworth laughs dementedly and with the palm of his hand he slaps his forehead.
Farnsworth: 'Why yes!
Leela: (screaming) 'What! Then stop it!
There is a blinding flash of light and an explosion of smoke which causes everyone to cough.
Farnsworth: 'Oh, you're killing me! You're killing me!
Leela: (screaming) 'Am I? Tell me!
Farnsworth: 'I just told you, you're killing me!
The smoke clears revealing Leela choking Farnsworth.
Leela: (screaming) 'Ahhhh! You killed him! And now I'm gonna you kill you!
Robotic Voice: 'Why?
Everyone gasps, Leela stops choking Farnsworth, and Bender's eyes zoom in so far they fall out of their sockets; as well as at least Bender sh**t four dozens of bricks. Robot Fry sits on the table looking blocky shaped exactly like Universe 31 in "The Farnsworth Parabox".
Farnsworth: 'See, I told you it would work!
by Ramaness December 19, 2009