Poo fat

An annoying little shit who either doesn’t listen or pisses you off

Milo the dog: jumps up on the couch after tearing his acl like a dumb ass

You: god wtf milo. You such a fucking poo fat

by Gino Silvia July 5, 2025

Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 21, 2009

Poo tang

Poo tang simply put is another slang name for pussy such as meat pocket, clam, stink box, or slit.

I’m look to get some poo tang at this whore house tonight!!!

by Hankscolts January 21, 2020

Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground

"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"

by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023

poo chi

The feeling or vibe that someone gets from doing a poo in a particular location. A high level of poo chi means it was a pleasurable
Poo experience

The poo chi in that rest stop was terrible - smelly and messy

The poo chi in the hotel room toilet was brilliant - so relaxing and enjoyable

by Teejaywill November 11, 2022

poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.

I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.

by I love crap December 9, 2008

Poo boy

The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.

Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.

by Gary Dave September 22, 2023