Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Poo knuckle

I’m not entirely sure , but she definitely has one.

No, no,no I mean she has a poo knuckle. For real for real.

by BananuhhHammock July 12, 2022

Poo

A poo is a spice used to cook lasagne, poo can also mean a vacuum that sucks up dogs free willy’s

Stacey: look at that dogs free Willy
Jennifer: they should use a poo on that dog

by Coolkidwithabigtootu October 24, 2020

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

Poo face

It’s a very offensive term in UK slang often used by “roadmen”

You’re such a poo face!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020

Poo bum

1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack

2) an offensive Insult

He smells, he has a poo bum

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018