John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.

Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

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Madi P.

The most amazing girl ive ever known she was there for me to the end i love her she my bread queen NO ONE I MEAN NOOOOO ONE can take her place not even if you tryed she will always be in my heart if you seeing this its Shay ilu with all my heart no homo tho 😋❤ if you disrespect her stfu then byeee

¨Hows Madi P.?
¨Who is Madi P.?

by SHAYYISON URBAN October 30, 2019

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Pushing P

A term coined by BuyMySpot.com - a peer-to-peer parking app.

The term means you are either searching for or renting out parking.

Individual 1: Yo! What are you up to man?
Individual 2: I’m going to be pushing P on BuyMySpot later.

by PeterParking January 20, 2022

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S. O. A. P.

Sudz. Over. All. People.

Choosing family no matter what, whether it’s your birth family or the family you have created through friends you always put them first.

S. O. A. P. Life or no life

by CRÄCK$PÏTTÄ November 23, 2021

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