Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021

National Fire The Plug Up Day

National day to buy some marijuana and smoke it with the person you brought it from.

"Aye bro I gotta go to Zigg house tomorrow he always come through."
"What's Tomorrow"
"You ain't hear? It's national fire the plug up day" July 13th.

by jiggyziggyniggy June 25, 2021

Return fire

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she spits it back at you

Girl, "Did you enjoy the blowjob?"
Guy,"Yeah. I just wish you didn't return fire"

by John919818 November 20, 2017

Columbian Fire Crickets

The act of spreading ones foreskin infront of the sparks coming off an angle grinder.

"I hear Jude is really into Columbian Fire Crickets."

by Blortlord May 1, 2025

Forest Fire

The act of rubbing ones genitalia against someones bunghole until said persons ass hair is lit on fire.

Dude Davis's butthair is PERFECT for a Forest Fire!

by MuntMinion44 May 24, 2024

fire manning

During sexual intercourse the male sets his partners pubes on fire, then attempts to extinguish the flames with his sperm

Sam was fire manning Sophie last night

by Cheeky sod May 4, 2014

Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.

Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.

by Tri-sarah Topless June 7, 2021