A conundrum indeed. "Dude-Javi...bro" has been used in more contexts than I care to recall. But there is one consistent message conveyed whenever "Dude-Javi-bro" is uttered. That message is either along the vein of really positive, such as something exceptionally cool or amazing or shocking that transpired, or something negative, as if someone just buggled and screwed up.
Example for I:
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.
Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.
Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.
by Chadbro April 14, 2008
Get the Dude-Javi-Bromug. Bro you in trouble and I don't need the hater aid you help create! Much older and wiser than the crap you like to get caught up in to start a fight. If you keep it up I'm tellin ya IT peeps are letting me in on the lot of the issue.
Not bluffing either.
You find out that even your family lies to harm you when you finnaly ok for once. Back off or I will not only skull cluck you with your own pc board when I come home. Your going to loose a woman that loves you you fucken idiot!
Go pay attention to your almost wife and kids you asshole!
Not bluffing either.
You find out that even your family lies to harm you when you finnaly ok for once. Back off or I will not only skull cluck you with your own pc board when I come home. Your going to loose a woman that loves you you fucken idiot!
Go pay attention to your almost wife and kids you asshole!
by """""""""""""""""""""" May 29, 2010
Get the Bro you in troublemug. by Blurp17 July 11, 2019
Get the Bro-ing Aroundmug. B- ur mom gay
Me - ur dad a lesbian
B - ur granny tranny
Me - ur grandpap a trap
B - ur sister a mister
Me - ur bro a hoe
B- *dies
Me - ur dad a lesbian
B - ur granny tranny
Me - ur grandpap a trap
B - ur sister a mister
Me - ur bro a hoe
B- *dies
by B killa69 May 11, 2018
Get the ur bro a hoemug. by Imbubba November 24, 2011
Get the Tri-bro-somemug. a step bro! is an overused title and role in p*rn videos YOU FUCKING GG G G G G RETARD STOP MAKING THTA T SDHIT ATS OVERUSED E UITSTSAJTIAPSFJJOASNO ITS ALREADY BEEN SEEN STUFUUUUUUUU PLSS STOPPPPPP
retard: Hey ima be a step bro! now say the sentence
human being: STFU RETARD ITS OVERUSED U GOIN NOWHERE
human being: STFU RETARD ITS OVERUSED U GOIN NOWHERE
by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 10, 2021
Get the step bro!mug. When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.
Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop
February 12, 2009
Get the bro squatmug.