two

when your relationship lasts only for two days

my friend was in a relationship for only two days
me: loool two what a loser
he: no stop -crys-
me: lol two

by Notnmv April 18, 2021

The Two

Basketball Position - Shooting Guard

Michael Jordan is the best player to play The Two

by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021

two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 28, 2012

Gok two

Gok wan's slightly larger brother

"That gok two is a bit portly, maybe he should wear more flatteringly subtle colour combinations"

by Drydentested81 September 5, 2013

Two Times A Good Time!

Getting The Sale! For the Win! Anything positive for your benefit or for the team, regardless of whether the "time" or "event" taking place is plural or singular.

Hey Guys!!! Johnny just bagged another sale!

Benji : Two Times A Good Time!

by RelentlessWonder September 17, 2013

Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....

For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....

by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012