I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.

by Iconoklastic~ April 04, 2010

slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin

Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

National Slap Your Sister Day

On October 25th you can slap your sister all you want and you won’t get in trouble.

Hey why is your sister crying

Because I slapped her for National Slap Your Sister Day

by boppotheclown October 24, 2020

Slap the taste out of your mouth

Phrase used to try and get someone to stop or not do something that you really do not find appropriate.

Boy, if you don't stop hitting your sister I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth.

by Gearls December 16, 2008

National slap your friends day

National slap your friends day is on the 4th of November. But you cannot slap friends whose name starts with M,A or C.

Hey Olivia, it’s national slap your friends day !!SLAPP!!

by Smokies November 03, 2020

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

by BABOO September 21, 2014

Slap you silly

A sexual act usually involves the dick slapping the women’s face and may even end with in cream pie

Ye man I will take you to the room and slap you silly till you give me a blowie

by queenlozza October 25, 2019