Bum-noting

Using a plastic pillow to glide on the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good!

by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024

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knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold

i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum

by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018

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soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 08, 2019

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