Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 7, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.

Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.

by Prestinian March 22, 2003

Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.

Today is National Aggravate John Day.

by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020

john anthony lopez

He's a dick and has a big one too. Yet, he is sexy as fuck and super weird in a good way. Sometimes he lies but it's okay. he has trouble finding his words and doesn't make sense half the time but that's okay too.

You know that kid making noise in the back of the room, that's him too.

Hey what do you call someone who looks good in all black, keeps to themselves, has long hair, and is hot?
Oh you mean John Anthony Lopez?
Yea there you go

by pizzapastel December 11, 2017

John Thadeus McDonald

John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.

Oh hell no, fuck no! Thats the one and only John Thadeus McDonald himself!

by Deeesus June 15, 2017

Lauren Elizabeth johns

An all around amazing, beautiful and kind hearted person. If you find her tell her I still love her…. She’s a fucking god in bed!

It’s Lauren Elizabeth johns

by Myfirstlove October 20, 2021

Sam John Doyle

A all round great guy he’s funny and enjoys making people laugh he may be stupid sometimes but he doesn’t care he’s always there for you and never lies to you. Don’t lose him he’s is the best

That guys certainly Sam John Doyle

by Sammy dodger 235 June 26, 2019