O'Brien's Law

Named after famous journalist James O'Brien of LBC, O'Brien's Law states that a centrist, when cornered, will always blame Jeremy Corbyn regardless of the facts.

James couldn't get it up, and so he blamed Jeremy Corbyn. Thus O'Brien's Law was born.

by Corbynista March 24, 2021

Trou Law

The acceptable number of days before it is alright to lust over your friend.

Nobita : I want Shizuka
Doraemon : I think you are well fast anyone Trou Law, so it is acceptable to have those feelings

Nobita : I want Shizuka

by Balrajgad June 26, 2017

sister-in-law

1- Sibling's wife.
2- Spouse's sister.

sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

stepgrandnibling-in-law

1- Stepgrandnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepgrandnibling.

stepgrandnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

co-great-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's great-granduncle's wife.

My co-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

stepfather-in-law

Spouse's stepfather.

stepfather-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018