Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023

wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 22, 2025

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020

Wet typist

A person who is fast at typing with their hands; a fast typer

A person who moves forward

"Have you seen Susan's reports, I sent you a copy of them via email. She had them all done and aready and on my desk before lunch. She must be a wet typist or something"

by jeffersonson April 26, 2019

Wet billy

Wet Billy is when you kick you're finger and shove it up someone's ass.

Person 1 . Man we we're having sex and she gave me a wet billy!
Person 2 . Wet Billy?
Person 1. Yeah she shoved her slobber fingers up my asss

by Robietommyson September 21, 2022

wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

strawberry wet Wanda

putting your finger inside of a bloody vagina and putting it in somebody's ear

after a hard round of anal sex while on my period my boyfriend decided to put a finger in my vagina and stick it in my ear hence the strawberry wet Wanda

by lirpaydoc March 25, 2022