Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.

Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon

by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018

Wet Muschamp

When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.

My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.

by Capt. Sicarius October 6, 2018

Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

by Webslice October 21, 2020

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 14, 2023

Wet

Being high on PCP.

What's wet?

Butt naked,ill,sherm,dust,PCP,primos,P-dog.That's what you were smoking you you couldn't taste it?

by JackMehoff1337 May 31, 2021

wet dry

When a girls pussy is wet af but her personality mad dry

I went out with Jessica and she wet dry.

by George68 August 17, 2022

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025