Banana slicer

The best threat for your husband or boyfriend! Get some smooth (and subtle) revenge in the bedroom. New Toy? Thats what you want them to think. Then chop as fast as turbo the snail, or make it slow like a normal snail. Bananas beware!

Hey, do you wanna play with a new toy? WELL BOY HAVE I GOT THE THING FOR YOU! This banana slicer can really SLICE things up in the bedroom!

by #algbuddy November 26, 2019

Bananas

Bananas are a creation of god. They will solve all of your problems. If you are constipated, eat a banana. If you are hungry, eat a banana. If you are thirsty, make a banana smoothie. If you are depressed cry on bananas. If you are mad, punch bananas. Its that simple that bananas are AMAZING.

Person 1: IM SO HUNGRY
Person2: Eat a banana.
Person 1: YES BANANAS ARE SO GOOD

by yass_queen April 16, 2022

Reggae Banana

Plantain

I want a large order of reggae banana

by Al haitham’s sugar momma November 26, 2022

Banana Milker

A blatant whore.

You take one look at Susan over there, and know that b**** is a professional Banana Milker

by Letsgetitonbois21 April 26, 2022

On the same banana peel

1. On the same page
2. Being bad at Mario Kart

Person 1: hey, that guy is kind of a tool right?
Person 2: yeah man, we're on the same banana peel

by Mariomaster September 7, 2013

Hairy banana

A banana that is growing hair and is going through a time in its life

Oh meh god have you seen that Hairy banana at the super market

by [e-mail] November 24, 2019

Banana b

What is a banana b?!?
British slang for a mouldy banana

Barney B: ‘bruh i’m so hungry’
Nina: ‘have some fruit… maybe a banana?’
Barney B: ‘nah bro it’s banana b’

by neenor the fire engine December 10, 2021