Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?

Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024

The Jurassic Park Challenge

When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.

"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."

by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022

Dirty Parking Spot

When you fall asleep while doing anal.

I was at the bar when I found a slut. She let me do whatever. And then I woke up at with my dick in the dirty parking spot.

by Tiddylicker69 May 30, 2022

Park Ranger’s Breakfast

A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast

Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.

by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

We're taking it to the parking lot.

The phrase "We're taking it to the parking lot." means someones going to batter your ass right in the school parking lot and embarass you in front of everyone. If you hear that phrase being said to you, you better be in a fighting mood, because there is a change you can whack his ass out too.

Hey, little snitch. 3:00 sharp, we're taking it to the parking lot.

by ElephantShit1050 May 10, 2023

Central Park troll

A person who is unironically happy and upbeat almost anytime with a lot of optimism and hope. This type may also believe in following dreams. Sometimes used pejoratively by either realists or pessimists. (Named after Don bluth's film A Troll in Central Park, and specifically the title troll Stanley)

Normally: oh, my buddy is quite the central park troll. He can add a beam of sunshine over any bad day
Pejorative: that whippersnapper's a central park troll!

by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025

Rock The Park

Doing great things in a ski park.
Tricks and such.

Dude, you Rocked the park with that Misty!

Way to rock the park with that trick.

by myNameIs Freaking Emy February 27, 2009