Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR
by silly March 7, 2005
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Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.
by Prestinian March 22, 2003
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by Myfirstlove October 20, 2021
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by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022
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Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.
Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.
by LaRold Blondo May 11, 2013
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