A god damn cat

Negan

Negan is a god damn cat

by Neganthegoddamncat April 3, 2023

there are consequences to killing a god

How do you know, how do you knoow!

There are consequences to killing a god. How do you know, how do you know!

by dhishesj February 1, 2023

ur god THOT

When this sentence has been spoken you may assume that the vitim of ur god THOT is dead.

Jim: ur mom gay
Ron: ur dad lesbian

Jim: ur granny tranny

Ron: DON"T MAKE ME SAY IT

Jim: say what?

Ron: UR GOD THOT

*Milky way implodes*

by urmomdadgrannygaylesbiantranny March 13, 2018

Running from God

waste one's effort

Jim: What are you doing Sam?
Sam: I'm trying to lick my elbow
Jim: Sam, stop running from God

by Bingo Banko September 29, 2015

Greek God Of Hair

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.

"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"

by The emotional helper October 24, 2019

Loki the trickster god

If god didnt want us to enjoy him, he wouldn't of giving us that ass.

Growing up is where you stop being afraid of villains and start wanting to have sex with them.*cough cough* Loki the trickster god*cough*

by Moosedog March 9, 2019

Your God a fraud

The ultimate insult that not only kills the person exposed to it, but also kills their god as well as instantly teleport everyone in that belief into oblivion. The user has immunity to this insult even if they belong in the same belief.

John: Ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
John: ur niece obese

Carl: *power level increasing

John: ur family tree lgbt
Carl: your god a fraud
*suddenly, a whisper, a United cry, was heard around the world as millions were sucked into oblivion

Carl: no u

by nay theeu June 2, 2018