The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla
“Football.”— Turk
(Everyone agrees)
“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith
“They started late this year.”— Doug
“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd
“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted
“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.
“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso
“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
“Football.”— Turk
(Everyone agrees)
“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith
“They started late this year.”— Doug
“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd
“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted
“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.
“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso
“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010
Get the Seamless Collaborative Guy Liemug. A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless
"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
by arisaboss March 1, 2011
Get the milk and toast kind of guymug. Creepy Canadian who holds doors open for no one, you could be a mile away and he'd just hold the door open for you! He looks very confused and likes to look out glass doors and windows and likes to look at walls! Many sightings report him being spotted in the southern states of U.S. He may be God!
by Absolute_Darkness May 14, 2015
Get the Where Am I Guymug. One of the more disturbing videos goes like this: A naked man is in his kitchen with a glass jar on the floor. He squats over it so the jar goes up his ass. When it finally disappears, it shatters inside his ass. He then calmly proceeds to pick the broken shards of glass out of his profusely bleeding ass instead of calling 911. He does this without making a sound the whole time until he gets up and walks away and probably realizes he will die of internal anal bleeding and screams.
While it should be named 1 guy 1 jar, most people refer to it by the cup referencing
While it should be named 1 guy 1 jar, most people refer to it by the cup referencing
Person 1 "Hey friend, let me show you this video called 1 guy 1 cup"
Person 2 "This better not involve eating shit"
Person 1 "No worries dog, lets watch it"
1:30 later
Person 2 "Ur fucked up dude"
Person 1 "lol"
Person 2 "This better not involve eating shit"
Person 1 "No worries dog, lets watch it"
1:30 later
Person 2 "Ur fucked up dude"
Person 1 "lol"
by funkmonkey January 10, 2009
Get the 1 guy 1 cupmug. The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.
by Gammasite December 27, 2007
Get the Bob the Crazy Windmill Guymug. During the Egyptian revolution of 25th January, places like Tahrir Square, Suez and KFC, and names like Wael Ghonim, Omar Suleiman and Hosni Mubarak have grabbed the attention of the world. But just hours after the Egyptian people toppled their regime, the focus had switched to a single person - the ‘guy behind Omar Suleiman'
Some say this man participated in three past wars and died twice before. Some say he is the Intelligence commander in the former Soviet Union. Some say after the fame of the guy behind Omar Suleiman, Omar Suleiman decided to change his name to become the guy in front of the guy behind Omar Suleiman.
All we know is that he is a strong, honored, trustworthy, amazing, feared, awesome, respected, cool guy.
Some say this man participated in three past wars and died twice before. Some say he is the Intelligence commander in the former Soviet Union. Some say after the fame of the guy behind Omar Suleiman, Omar Suleiman decided to change his name to become the guy in front of the guy behind Omar Suleiman.
All we know is that he is a strong, honored, trustworthy, amazing, feared, awesome, respected, cool guy.
A guy sees Omar Suleiman walking in the street.
Guy: I wish I was cool enough to have The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman stand behind me.
Guy: I wish I was cool enough to have The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman stand behind me.
by big fan of the man behind Omar March 3, 2011
Get the The Guy Behind Omar Suleimanmug. There are two male homo sapiens in a relaxation machine called a hot tub, maintaining a distance of 5 feet from each other because they have no sexual/romantic desire with each other which is referred in a term of homosexuality or being gay.
by Xyndicate May 14, 2018
Get the 2 guys in a hot tubmug.